Stephen: I think I can speak for all of us here when I say that I’m desperate to develop a close, sexual relationship with this man.
Stephen Fry: How big is a dwarf anteater? You can use your hands.
Hugh Laurie: Metric or imperial? A dwarf anteater is exactly the same length as a dwarf-ant eater. Both species are sixty-two feet .
Stephen Fry: Actually, they’re about the size of a squirrel.
Hugh Laurie: Right, a sixty-two foot squirrel.
